stop. stop talking. you sound like a dipshit.
i have incited the wrath of the bronies..
::the rumbling of a stampede in the distance::
better get apple jack.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Spend your life doing strange things with weird people.
i have a lot to say
you just have to ask the right questions
DO NOT DIE ON ME, memory
of the first boy I ever kissed. he had a lisp
and I had limp hands and nervous lips. I write it down.
I am so scared
the taste of the last man who ever made me feel worthy
of something more than bruised knees and shattered pride.
I try to hide my stomach now. I try to lie
and tell men that my work is not about them. that I do not dye my hair
or diet or try to die
because of the way they look at my thighs, because of memories
of my father’s eyes glaring.
I say that I do it for me. but I shave my legs every morning
to avoid judgment. and the crack between my lungs
and my heart is heavy with the nonsense I’ve swallowed.
I spit it up and play games of an idol.
I remember feeling valued, but I’m starting too forget it
and it’s fine – I’ll tempt men to kiss this
dull face. I have dreams about beauty and grace
but can’t emulate it. I lie and tell him I’m not a poet,
just another empty box of air for his pleasure.
and I mean it.
A trillion dollars in student loan debt right now. A trillion right. A TRILLION dollars. We are lending money that we don’t have to kids that will never be able to pay it back, to educate them for jobs that no longer exist.
I get like ridiculously giddy when I see that people from other countries have looked at my site. Adopt me, why don’t you.
There are some aspects of my life that are so ironic, so LAUGHABLE that I just cannot. I have lost the ability to can.
I love how liberally the word “theorist” is thrown around here.
Though many cartoons are meant to be humorous and light-hearted entertainment for children, some people choose to dig deeper. Here are a few of the most shocking conspiracy theories surrounding popular cartoons.
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
It’s Friday which means most members of your staff are probably staring down the clock while switching between Facebook and “actual” work.
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