In your closet full of clothes, you say you have nothing to wear. Be that selective in a room full of men.
I like things that look like mistakes.
All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.
It’s been awhile but you should know, these days I am moved only by my own lack of emotion. I am delighted by my own detachedness and I am free of fear. I don’t need you for that anymore.
i want to apologize to all the women i have called beautiful
before i’ve called them intelligent or brave
i am sorry i made it sound as though
something as simple as what you’re born with
is all you have to be proud of
when you have broken mountains with your wit
from now on i will say things like
you are resilient, or you are extraordinary
not because i don’t think you’re beautiful
but because i need you to know
you are more than that
stop. stop talking. you sound like a dipshit.
i have incited the wrath of the bronies..
::the rumbling of a stampede in the distance::
better get apple jack.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Spend your life doing strange things with weird people.
i have a lot to say
you just have to ask the right questions